SIGNAL ON
Dating is fucked.
So we made a signal.
“THE SIGNAL is a sweatshirt that does what dating apps can’t: it tells people in the real world that you’re single and open to being approached. No swiping, no algorithms, no guessing. Just a simple visual signal designed to bring dating back to real-life human connection.”
Like an experiment from the archives.
1989 - 2026.
Dug out of a forgotten drawer, plugged it back in and somehow got the fucker working again.
PUT IT ON
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LEAVE THE HOUSE
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FEEL A LITTLE DIFFERENT
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NOTICE PEOPLE
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PEOPLE NOTICE YOU
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MAYBE A CONVERSATION
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MAYBE NOTHING
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BUT YOU'LL WEAR IT AGAIN.
No swiping. No algorithms. Just a signal.
The Signal // FAQ
Everything you need to know.
The Rules
THE SIGNAL is a signal. Not a contract.
Wearing THE SIGNAL means you're signalling that you're single
and open to being approached.
It does not mean you're agreeing to speak to anyone,
give anyone your details, go anywhere with anyone, or continue a conversation.
If someone says no, no means no.
If someone isn't interested, leave them alone.
Be respectful. Be normal.
Don't be a fucking creep.
THE SIGNAL is about making real-world connection easier,
not removing people's boundaries.
What does THE SIGNAL mean?
It means I'm single and open to being approached. That's it. No app. No profile. No algorithm. Just a signal.
Do I have to be wearing THE SIGNAL too?
No. That's kind of the point. One person wears THE SIGNAL. Someone else notices it.
Can I approach someone wearing THE SIGNAL?
Yes. That's what it's there for. Say hello. Start a conversation. See what happens.
Does wearing THE SIGNAL mean I'm interested in everyone?
Fuck no. It means you're open to being approached. It doesn't mean you're attracted to everyone who approaches you.
What if they're not interested?
Take the hint. Smile. Say no worries. Walk away. THE SIGNAL opens the door. It doesn't guarantee what's on the other side.
Is THE SIGNAL a dating app?
No. There are no profiles. No swiping. No matching. No fucking algorithm.
Why not just wear a badge that says I'm single?
Because we're not making a badge. We're making something you'd actually want to wear.
Does it work?
We're finding out. That's the experiment.
Can anyone wear THE SIGNAL?
Obviously. Men. Women. Aliens. Anyone single and open to being approached. THE SIGNAL doesn't give a shit.